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It’s always better the
second time around. Last time, I Love 1987 reminded you how Glenn Close
refused to be ignored, Lisa Lisa jammed with Full Force, and the most important
lesson of all – no one, but no one puts baby in a corner!
Now - 1987 Strikes Back with more awesome movies, more
rad TV, more gnarly fashions, and more of the cheesy pop culture that made you
the person you are today.
Unfortunately pop culture wasn’t teaching us the very
best lessons. For example – in Robo Cop and Predator Ah-nuld
taught us the best way to solve a problem is with a gun and a bad accent. In
their hit video, "Land
of Confusion", Genesis showed us the best way to make a political statement is
through the use of grotesque puppets. And Michael Jackson (who in 1987 was not a
black man, but not yet a white woman) showed us that if you’re ever attacked in
the subway – just dance - dance and sing about how ‘bad’ you are and everything
will be okay.
’87 was also the year of dynamic duos. Mel and Danny
fought the bad guys in Lethal Weapon; two ‘Flowers in the Attic,’ Cathy and
Chris Dollanganger, were locked in an attic and did naughty things together
(unfortunately they were siblings!); and a beauty and a beast fell in love,
formed a psychic connection – but never had sex.
Years before the Spice Girls – girl power ruled in 1987.
Jody Watley taught women all over the world how to give their disrespectful men
the boot – and The Princess Bride taught her prince the words every woman
wants to hear..."as you wish".
1987 was also the year of the geek! Star Trek: The
Next Generation premiered, giving geeks a new catch phrase –"‘make it so!" –
and a new reason to stay at home watch TV and not go out and find girlfriends.
Can’t Buy Me Love taught them how to go from ‘geek to chic’ (lesson 1 –
just take off your glasses and you too can look just like Patrick Dempsey). And
Bob Sagat, Dave Coulier and John Stamos began the television force known as
Full House (yes – we are calling them geeks).
Ahhh, if only you could go back to 1987...the feel of
your lycra running shorts stretched tight around your thighs while LL Cool J,
White Snake, and the Fatboys played on your disc-man. And to think - your
biggest decision back then was deciding who was hotter – Steve Guttenberg or
Patrick Swayze. (Honestly we prefer Thundercat leader Lion-O). Good times.