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Ahhh…1980.
On the cusp between the 70’s and the 80’s, the year 1980 sometimes feels like
the odd man out. Not a disco queen, not yet a yuppie. But don’t be fooled - 1980
has a lot to offer. What other year gave birth to Post-It Notes, CNN and today’s
diva in training Christina Aguilera? Not 1984, I can tell you that. 1980, do
that to me one more time. Once is never enough. With a…oh, you get the picture.
Movies from 1980 were just a gold mine of hilarity….intended or otherwise.
“Caddyshack” (Be the ball.) and “Airplane” (I picked a bad week to stop sniffing
glue) gave us numerous quotes that surely still resonate today (But don’t call
me Shirley) Who didn’t want to be stuck on an island with Brooke Shields in
“Blue Lagoon?” And, did Christopher Atkins ever find out what came between her
and her Calvins? I have no idea, but what I do know is that my friends and me
used to stop-frame the VCR to catch a glimpse of young Chris’ little sea snake.
(It’s in the hole.) Oh, and Brooke’s Calvin Klein commercial was deemed too hot
for TV and was banned. Oh, the innocence that was the year 1980.
By the way, Calvin wasn’t the only name in designer jeans. Sergio Valente,
Jordache and Gloria Vanderbilt put their name on the back pocket of their jeans
and every woman in America was suddenly focused on their butt- the tighter the
better. 1980 really was a major turning point in fashion. Disco flare and Farrah
Fawcett feathered hair was quickly becoming so five minutes ago. It was all
about being Preppy…. Fueled by label lust and The Official Preppy Handbook,
people everywhere were proudly sporting freshly pressed Dickie pants (pegged at
the ankle, then rolled), Bass weejun penny loafers with obligatory penny, and
Izod shirts with upturned collars. If you didn't have this exact formula, then
you missed the boat, and were relegated to the wannabes. Or…you wanted to be Pat
Benatar, with spandex pants, headband and tough-cookie attitude.
1980 was the year that John Lennon was shot in New York City…but over on Dallas
the question was: Who shot JR? A nation was riveted to their TV sets for what
was the biggest cliffhanger of all time. Who knew that hussy Kristen had it in
her? Speaking of hussies, Tom Hanks cleaned up real nice in “Bosom Buddies.” You
may remember that show as silly, but it was actually a trendsetter dabbling in
gender politics. Let’s not forget, this was way before Rupaul and transvestites
were hip…you go Tom.
“Fear Factor”? No way. “Jackass?” I don’t think so. That’s right folks, it was
the good people of “That’s Incredible” who coined the phrase “Don’t try this at
home.” Take that, Johnny Knoxville. Every week “That’s Incredible” mined the
country for the biggest freaks willing to take the biggest chances. Like the
woman who held onto a blimp by a rope. Except she held onto the rope with her
teeth and had to get some new teeth after the show. Duh.
“Do you believe in miracles!?” Al Michaels yelled when The US hockey team beat
Russia in the Olympics. A nation of kids ran into the streets with their hockey
sticks and some more teeth were lost.
Well, hellllllo Dolly. Dolly Parton exploded onto the big screen in “9 to 5” and
even earned an Oscar nomination for her efforts. That song was pretty catchy,
too. “Working nine to five what a way to make a livin’…”
Is 1980 an important year? You bet it is! It kicks off the decade of all
decades. Every time the Olympics comes around, we relive that hockey game. John
Lennon’s music is still selling. People are still not trying things at home,
“That’s Incredible” – style. I’m still looking for Christopher Atkins and his
sea snake. 1980 is a scrappy little year that deserves some attention. Let’s
give it to him. Her. (Roger, roger.)